Yes! Step right up and grab your Grace License Sin for Free card! Just repeat
this little prayer, “Lord Jesus forgive me!” And presto! You now have your Grace License
and you can SIN FOR FREE! Whenever you sin…just pull out your Grace License card
and say, “I’m sorry.” And you can go right back and SIN FOR FREE! You can take drugs!
You can get drunk…then just whip out you Grace License Sin for Free card and “bingo”
you get to SIN FOR FREE! Hallelujah! You can commit adultery! You can even sexually
molest children…then pull out that special card and you can SIN FOR FREE! Whoopee!
And the best part is you can go back THE VERY NEXT NIGHT and molest another child
then quickly pull out that Grace License Sin for Free card and you are innocent!! WOW!
My Pastor told me once I say that prayer and get my Grace License I am eternally
secure and can never lose my salvation! I can let the world go to Hell! I can cheat, steal,
lie, hate, commit sexual immorality, rape, commit homosexuality, commit incest, become
a Polygamist, become a MASS MURDERER, curse God, reject Jesus, become a Satan
Worshiper…but as long as I have my trusty Grace License Sin for Free card, I can never
be sent to Hell! I am not guilty! I am clean and pure! When God looks at me he sees Jesus!
I can SIN FOR FREE! FREE! FREE! I CAN DO ANYTHING I WANT! Hallelujah! Hallelujah!
[except my Pastor told me if I did not pay my tithe I would lose my salvation and go to Hell].
Now all those who don’t say that cute little prayer and receive their Grace License they
will go to Hell and burn in a Lake of Fire! They will fry like crispy burnt bacon! Ouch!
But on Judgment Day you just pull out your Grace License Sin for Free card and present it
to Jesus and you won’t be judged and you will got to Heaven! Hallelujah! Hallelujah!
You know I have a sweet, attractive, blond next door neighbor…sure she’s married. Heck
so am I…But Hallelujah! Hallelujah! I HAVE MY GRACE LICENSE SIN FOR FREE CARD!
So it’s time for me to “Knock! Knock!” on her door! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Praise! I mean
PRAAAAAAISE the Lord! I better make sure I brought my Grace License Sin for Free card.
*”For certain men whose condemnation was written about long ago have secretly slipped
in among you. They are Godless men who CHANGE THE GRACE of our God INTO A
LICENSE FOR SIN and denying Jesus Christ.” Jude 4
Tuesday, June 28, 2011
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